This young man decided that, physically, he wasn't adequatly endowed..Deciding to take matters into his own hands, he went to the doctor and announced his desire to have his penis surgically enlarged.
The doctor checked things out and told the young man that the only real improvment that could be surgically worked was to implanta section of a baby elephants trunk.
Rather a radical solution, agreed the patient, but he was adamant. The operation was performed without any complications, and after a few weeks of recuperation the young man decided it was time to try out his new equipment.
He asked the lovely young woman of his acquaintance out to dinner at an elegant restaraunt. They were ahving a quiet conversation when his new organ, which had been comfortably resting on his left pants leg, whipped out over the table, grabed a hard roll and just as speedily disappeared from sight.
"Wow!" said the girl, truly impressed. "Can you do that again?"
"Sure," said the fellow, "but I don't know if my a ss hole can take another hard roll!"

I'm glad you liked it, I'll be posting liek two or three more then I'm hitting the sack, I've got two classes tomorrow.