This 600 pund guy decides he can't go on living this way, so he seeks the help of a clinic and proceeds to go on a drastic diet. It works, four months later he's down to 160 pounds and feeling great, except for one problem. He's covered with great folds of flesh where the fat used to be.
He calls up the clinic, and the doctor tells him not to worry. "There's a special surgical procedure to correct this condition." the doctor assures him, "just come over to the clinic."
"But doctor," says the one-time-fatty, "you don't understand/ I'm too embarrassed to be seen in public like this."
"Don't give it another thought," says the doctor. "Simply pull the folds as high as they'll go, pile the flesh on top of your head, put on a top hat, and come on over."
The guy follows the directions and provokes no comments until he reaches the clinic and is standing in front of the admitting nurse's desk, dying of se;f consciousness.
"The doctor will be right with you," says the nurse. "Say, what's that hole in the middle of your forehead?"
"My belly button," blurts out the guy, "how d'ya like my tie?"

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