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Topic: And you are?
Kaseynej Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 538	Mon 03/03/08 11:21 PM
I stuff the mouths of drunk people for their sober friends or fill them up to help prevent them becoming drunk people, depends on the shift. so you work at IHOP? No, but close enough. And I actually love the drunk people. They just keep handing me money. Told ya... Titty Bar! They don't hand me THAT much money. It'd be nice though. Get breast implants and work the pole! Work the pole! Maybe I could request a bad boob job, then I could work the pity tips! Get one just a little off, but obviously so? You know, only when it's bare.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:21 PM
I keep people guessing So you write riddles? I AM a riddle. Too late; figured you out!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:22 PM
I stuff the mouths of drunk people for their sober friends or fill them up to help prevent them becoming drunk people, depends on the shift. so you work at IHOP? No, but close enough. And I actually love the drunk people. They just keep handing me money. Told ya... Titty Bar! They don't hand me THAT much money. It'd be nice though. Get breast implants and work the pole! Work the pole! Maybe I could request a bad boob job, then I could work the pity tips! Get one just a little off, but obviously so? You know, only when it's bare. Doesn't work, the bar tender would just fire ya!

Kaseynej Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 538	Mon 03/03/08 11:23 PM
I stuff the mouths of drunk people for their sober friends or fill them up to help prevent them becoming drunk people, depends on the shift. so you work at IHOP? No, but close enough. And I actually love the drunk people. They just keep handing me money. Told ya... Titty Bar! They don't hand me THAT much money. It'd be nice though. Get breast implants and work the pole! Work the pole! Maybe I could request a bad boob job, then I could work the pity tips! Get one just a little off, but obviously so? You know, only when it's bare. Doesn't work, the bar tender would just fire ya! Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm.

misty4ran Joined Fri 07/06/07 Posts: 7300	Mon 03/03/08 11:24 PM
is there a raise in the deal Yeah, it's kinda like Timax; Takes a lickin and keeps on..... .....WTF was that! i'm like the indians at custards last stand ,, i keep coming and coming And later you were all out of reservations! now the casino pay me for hosting

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Mon 03/03/08 11:24 PM
What do you do for a living??? hotel gm anyone need a room? lol Is it free? we couldshare...

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:24 PM
I stuff the mouths of drunk people for their sober friends or fill them up to help prevent them becoming drunk people, depends on the shift. so you work at IHOP? No, but close enough. And I actually love the drunk people. They just keep handing me money. Told ya... Titty Bar! They don't hand me THAT much money. It'd be nice though. Get breast implants and work the pole! Work the pole! Maybe I could request a bad boob job, then I could work the pity tips! Get one just a little off, but obviously so? You know, only when it's bare. Doesn't work, the bar tender would just fire ya! Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm. Must have been the bartender's daughter!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:25 PM
What do you do for a living??? hotel gm anyone need a room? lol Is it free? we couldshare... Bad shot, bad shot!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:26 PM
is there a raise in the deal Yeah, it's kinda like Timax; Takes a lickin and keeps on..... .....WTF was that! i'm like the indians at custards last stand ,, i keep coming and coming And later you were all out of reservations! now the casino pay me for hosting and what do you do at these casino's when you are hosting?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 03/03/08 11:26 PM
I'm a jack of all trades. I hide toxic waste in your back yard. I rob crack dealers. Did some porn movies. Uh its a living.

Kaseynej Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 538	Mon 03/03/08 11:26 PM
Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm. Must have been the bartender's daughter! Now that's a distinct possibility. She was a little busy, I didn't get the opportunity to ask.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 03/03/08 11:27 PM
What do you do for a living??? hotel gm anyone need a room? lol Is it free? we couldshare...

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Mon 03/03/08 11:28 PM
Breathe.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:29 PM
I'm a jack of all trades. I hide toxic waste in your back yard. I rob crack dealers. Did some porn movies. Uh its a living. Holysh!t it's Alec Baldwin!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:30 PM
Breathe. Puh-puh-puhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ok now what?

Shaden Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 6118	Mon 03/03/08 11:30 PM
I thought that was Charlie Sheen.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:31 PM Edited by Engraven_Image on Mon 03/03/08 11:32 PM
Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm. Must have been the bartender's daughter! Now that's a distinct possibility. She was a little busy, I didn't get the opportunity to ask. And what were you doin?

Kaseynej Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 538	Mon 03/03/08 11:32 PM
Not true! I've seen this one in action. Worked like a charm. Must have been the bartender's daughter! Now that's a distinct possibility. She was a little busy, I didn't get the opportunity to ask. And what were you doin? Celebrating a birthday and developing a stripper stalker. Yay!

Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Mon 03/03/08 11:33 PM
rofl, this is amusing.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 03/03/08 11:33 PM
I thought that was Charlie Sheen. My mistake! Nah it was Robert Downey JR!