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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 39
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 06:44 AM
[_]>...[_]>...[_]>...<[_] coffees for everybody.....<(_) one for me

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 06:46 AM
Fresh LHB DDN What up folks ??

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 06:49 AM
[_]>...[_]>...[_]>...<[_] coffees for everybody.....<(_) one for me and I'm ready for my rebate check. And 2 tax refund checks and a paycheck and a dividends refund check from investments. And if you all got your checkbooks out my name is CASH...... Ha ha ha ha

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 06:50 AM
" Rumours spreading round .. Bout that Texas town ..." ZZ TOPP WOO HOO ....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 06:54 AM
My bank didn't think when I wrote pay to the order of f*cking ME! On my check was funny. Bank manager gets called. "excuse me sir, does there seem to be a problem?" "NO, excuse me sir does there seem to be a lack of sense of humor?" ha ha ha ha

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 03/04/08 07:01 AM
barley wine last night...not enough coffee this am

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:01 AM
The bank teller whose soooooo hot that has seen you every week over 100 times a year that still asks for two forms of ID before she cashes your check? Makes you jump over the counter and grab her and give her a passionate kiss. And tell her you will do that every time she asks. She will never ask for two forms of ID again.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:06 AM
But WHAT I really want to do when the bank teller asks for two forms of ID is pull down my pants and bend over and slap my white ass and say "that's me!" then turn around and grab my pecker and say "that's me too, good enough for ya?"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:11 AM
But I don't. I just spread four bank accounts and 3 platinum credit cards across her desk like a deck of cards. Stupid. I've even got thumbprint ID.

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 07:14 AM
I personally would stick with the " Lily white AZZ, and Pecker " as my 2 forms of ID as well .. the other good one , is always carry a mirror .. hold it up YUP thats me ..

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 03/04/08 07:18 AM
when they ask me if i have a picture id ...i simply say..."yes" then the awkward silence begins.... they ask if they can see it......i say , yes..... more silence....then i ask them "you mean right now?"

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:18 AM
I've goofed off so bad at one wells fargo the whole bank calls out my name like "NORM!" on cheers when I walk in the door. My freinds say "Wow, what great service! How do you get such great service? You do a lot of accounts and transactions here?" I reply "No, I just fart a lot of stinky farts when standing and waiting in long lines."

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:21 AM
I like the mirror two tall. I'm gonna try that one friday!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/04/08 07:25 AM
I've goofed off so bad at one wells fargo the whole bank calls out my name like "NORM!" on cheers when I walk in the door. My freinds say "Wow, what great service! How do you get such great service? You do a lot of accounts and transactions here?" I reply "No, I just fart a lot of stinky farts when standing and waiting in long lines." .... Fart and blame it on a teller or customer. The foreign guy who speaks no english is the best. What is el loco mui guano anyway?

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 03/04/08 07:27 AM
dear diary, rainy crappy day....i want to play hooky .....any takers?

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Tue 03/04/08 07:32 AM
I'm playing perma-hooky right now...that count?

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 07:51 AM
I've goofed off so bad at one wells fargo the whole bank calls out my name like "NORM!" on cheers when I walk in the door. My freinds say "Wow, what great service! How do you get such great service? You do a lot of accounts and transactions here?" I reply "No, I just fart a lot of stinky farts when standing and waiting in long lines." .... Fart and blame it on a teller or customer. The foreign guy who speaks no english is the best. What is el loco mui guano anyway? Not sure BUT I got crazy from loco, and guano, well thats TOO easy

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 07:52 AM
Wiley .. you say HOCKEY ?? ..... oh my bad ... hooky sorry dude ..

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Tue 03/04/08 07:53 AM
playing hooky to watch some hockey.....right on!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Tue 03/04/08 07:55 AM
I could all day watching the same hockey highlights until the next game started