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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 39 | |
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There's no way I can post that video blackfox. Its downright rotten. It gets worse and more offensive as it goes until my psychologist and I can't go on because we are laughing so hard. It is bad. I've shown it to my riding buddies and when they stop laughing they tell me "That's just wrong!" 
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....such wisdom...   ok puttin that number on speeddial
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no, i only did that until i needed glass's ! 
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Dear diary......I thought I was the only one who had fun with barbie and ken!!!!
What about Wife Beater Ken and Bar ***** Barbie>????? Ohhhhhhhhhh you have noooooooooo idea biker!!!
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what about pimp ken and prostitute barbie??
or are they still in the making
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no, i only did that until i needed glass's !
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I also have crack head barbie and metrosexual Ken........what do you think of that???? huh????
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Dear diary.....Ive had many barbie and Ken fights in winmx......I was terrible or ummmmmmmmmmmm Muriel was!!!
But I had fun there for a few years.......until I got bored
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confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountainout of mole hill !  LMFAO
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I also have crack head barbie and metrosexual Ken........what do you think of that???? huh???? soo then..the only thing u can see on her is her head huh....cause she's too skinny
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One of my buddies sent me an email this week that said "Ever wonder if your mom ever kissed you goodnight just after giving your dad a blowjob? Now you are! Send it on an ruin someone elses day!" I wrote him back and said "No! I never wondered! You are forgetting pal I know both your hippie parents and I'm sure it happened to you! Mommy? How come your breath smells like fishsticks and saltine crackers? Ha ha ha ha ha!" oooohhh he got mad.
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What about Nagger Barbie and Alcoholic Ken????? ohhhhhhhhhh ya they had some fun times!!!
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I have barbies and kens for every scenario!!!
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One of my buddies sent me an email this week that said "Ever wonder if your mom ever kissed you goodnight just after giving your dad a blowjob? Now you are! Send it on an ruin someone elses day!" I wrote him back and said "No! I never wondered! You are forgetting pal I know both your hippie parents and I'm sure it happened to you! Mommy? How come your breath smells like fishsticks and saltine crackers? Ha ha ha ha ha!" oooohhh he got mad.
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and then she had this devil child!!!
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But you will never know Gypsy hehehehe
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I wouldn't stop. I wrote him back and told him I thought his mom was hot for almost 60.
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