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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 39
longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:08 AM
"well barbie girl we will have to get the barbie chainsaw out of the barbie garage that goes with the barbie house that we got in the barbie divorce settlement from barbies ken and trim that big bushy beaver!!"

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Tue 03/04/08 01:08 AM

"barbie? Are you suppose to keep your groin patch manicured and trimmed?" "why yes barbie, why do you ask?" barbie turns around camera pans back. "oh my god girl! How can ken even find it through that forest!?!" "he can't!"

omg Biker..LMAOdevil devil devil laugh laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:09 AM
<----is this your ass blackfox//?????noway laugh laugh noway

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Tue 03/04/08 01:09 AM
All pic's of me must be burned and hidden from day light never


To be seen again devil laugh devil

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Tue 03/04/08 01:10 AM

<----is this your ass blackfox//?????noway laugh laugh noway
No dear i am fur less laugh laugh laugh

angelwings1020's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:10 AM

All pic's of me must be burned and hidden from day light never


To be seen again devil laugh devil

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:11 AM
Thank God for that laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:13 AM
Dear diary........the ants are......




























hiding!!!noway

FireFairyGirl's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:13 AM
laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:14 AM
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:14 AM
Edited by chevylover1965 on Tue 03/04/08 01:15 AM
confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountain out of mole hill ! :tongue: laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:15 AM

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said "Recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats Taco Bell."
Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick
And grabbed him by the kiwis.
Now he ain't pissed for a week.
(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair."
Now the beaver onces slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it
Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.
lmaooooooooooooooo I was just thinking of that song!!! hahahaaaaaaalaugh laugh ummmmmmmmm does that make me weird???noway laugh noway

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Tue 03/04/08 01:16 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Tue 03/04/08 01:16 AM

confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountainout of mole hill ! :tongue:
Confuscious sayyyyyyyyyyy man who plays with d*ck will go blind and buy a bike and sit on it!!!bigsmile drinker laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:16 AM
No it makes both of us weirdlaugh laugh noway laugh laugh

FireFairyGirl's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:17 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ....such wisdom...laugh laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 01:17 AM
Dear diary........do I need to get the finga pic out again!!!explode laugh explode

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:18 AM


confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountainout of mole hill ! :tongue:
Confuscious sayyyyyyyyyyy man who plays with d*ck will go blind and buy a bike and sit on it!!!bigsmile drinker laugh
laugh laugh drinker

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Tue 03/04/08 01:18 AM

laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh ....such wisdom...laugh laugh
ya just call 1-800-gypsyknows!!!devil drinker

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:18 AM
There's no way I can post that video blackfox. Its downright rotten. It gets worse and more offensive as it goes until my psychologist and I can't go on because we are laughing so hard. It is bad. I've shown it to my riding buddies and when they stop laughing they tell me "That's just wrong!"

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/04/08 01:18 AM
no, i only did that until i needed glass's ! :tongue:

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