Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 39 | |
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"well barbie girl we will have to get the barbie chainsaw out of the barbie garage that goes with the barbie house that we got in the barbie divorce settlement from barbies ken and trim that big bushy beaver!!"
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"barbie? Are you suppose to keep your groin patch manicured and trimmed?" "why yes barbie, why do you ask?" barbie turns around camera pans back. "oh my god girl! How can ken even find it through that forest!?!" "he can't!" omg Biker..LMAO |
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<----is this your ass blackfox//?????
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All pic's of me must be burned and hidden from day light never
To be seen again |
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<----is this your ass blackfox//????? |
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All pic's of me must be burned and hidden from day light never To be seen again |
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Thank God for that
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Dear diary........the ants are......
hiding!!! |
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old baboon And said "Recognize that smell?" "Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (And a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine. |
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Edited by
chevylover1965
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Tue 03/04/08 01:15 AM
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confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountain out of mole hill !
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends. One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, So she caged him up with cyclone fence. Along came Lou with the old baboon And said "Recognize that smell?" "Smells like seven layers, That beaver eats Taco Bell." Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows. He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose. He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek, But the beaver was quick And grabbed him by the kiwis. Now he ain't pissed for a week. (And a half!) Now Wynona took her big brown beaver, And she stuck him up in the air. Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair." Now the beaver onces slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright. So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me. Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time. She pricked her finger one day and it Occurred to her she might have a porcupine. |
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Edited by
Gypsy41
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Tue 03/04/08 01:16 AM
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confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountainout of mole hill ! |
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No it makes both of us weird
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....such wisdom...
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Dear diary........do I need to get the finga pic out again!!!
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confuess say ! women that wear's padded bra will make mountainout of mole hill ! |
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....such wisdom... |
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There's no way I can post that video blackfox. Its downright rotten. It gets worse and more offensive as it goes until my psychologist and I can't go on because we are laughing so hard. It is bad. I've shown it to my riding buddies and when they stop laughing they tell me "That's just wrong!"
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no, i only did that until i needed glass's !
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