Two fleas from Minnesota had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for
a vacation. Last year when one flea got to Miami, he was all blue, shivering
and shaking, damn near frozen to death!

The other flea asked him, 'What the hell happened to you?'

The first flea said, 'I rode down here in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.'

The other flea said,' That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to
the Pierre International airport bar and look for a nice stewardess. Crawl
up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the best way to
travel that I can think of.'

The first flea thanked the second flea and said he would give it a try next
winter. A year went by. When the first flea again showed up in Miami once
more he was all blue, shivering and shaking again and damn near frozen to
death.

The second flea asked him, 'Didn't you try what I told you?'

Yes,' said the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said. I went to the Pierre International airport bar and this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley...'

Wow... I actually just snorted when I was laughing at that one.