Some times

you just have to ask yourself 'Will I live to be 80?'

I recently chose a

new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests,

he said I

was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

A little concerned

about that comment, I couldn't

resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live

to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic
beverages?'
'No,' I replied. 'I don't do drugs, either.'
Then he
asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
I said, 'No, my
other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot
of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, fishing
or relaxing on
the beach?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive
fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said. 'I don't do any of th
ose things.'
Then he looked at me and asked, 'Then why do you give a sh*t?'

THAT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE KEEP THEM COMING

Tee hee hee!