An attorney and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a flight from
Los Angeles to New York. The attorney asks if she would like to play a
fun game.
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely
declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The attorney
persists. He explains how the game works.

"I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me, and
vice-versa."

Again the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The
attorney figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win
the match, so he makes another offer.

"If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00, but if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500."

The blonde figures there will be no end to this torment unless she
plays, so she agrees. The attorney asks,

"What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?"

The blonde reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill, and
hands it to the attorney. Then she asks the attorney,

"What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The attorney is puzzled. He uses his laptop to search for references. He
taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches the Net and the
Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends emails to his coworkers and
friends. No luck. After an hour, he gives up.

He wakes the blonde and hands her $500.00. The blonde politely takes the
$500.00 and turns away to get back to sleep. The attorney, who is going
nuts trying to figure it out, wakes the blonde and asks,

"Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the attorney $5.00, and goes
back to sleep.

and we pay lawyers to handle things in court no wonder my ex has
everything