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...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful. ...computers They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one. ...Saran Wrap Useful but clingy. ...horses Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after. ...parking meters If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences. ...fax machines Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights. ...political campaign contributors If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them. ...refrigerators They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one. ...blue jeans They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced. ...country western songs They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot. |
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this one is not on my fridge
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I dont like the blue jeans one
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...Im sure glad your jokes are usually quite funny , cause the misogynistic nature of this one is tip toe-in over that line...we shut a guy down last night for postin just such a thing ...we love your funny stuff, please dont post things on a dating site that would cause us to alienate you ...this is a dating site...and the hand that rocks the cradle (or makes the bed ) does rule the world.....tread softly my dear!
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...Im sure glad your jokes are usually quite funny , cause the misogynistic nature of this one is tip toe-in over that line...we shut a guy down last night for postin just such a thing ...we love your funny stuff, please dont post things on a dating site that would cause us to alienate you ...this is a dating site...and the hand that rocks the cradle (or makes the bed ) does rule the world.....tread softly my dear! ~wicked~ get a grip. seriously. any joke you hear about men is how useless and stupid and sex crazed they are. weve learned to laugh at ourselves. you should try it and ease up on your subtle threats. mysoginystic? LMAO gimmie a ****ing break. |
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...Im sure glad your jokes are usually quite funny , cause the misogynistic nature of this one is tip toe-in over that line...we shut a guy down last night for postin just such a thing ...we love your funny stuff, please dont post things on a dating site that would cause us to alienate you ...this is a dating site...and the hand that rocks the cradle (or makes the bed ) does rule the world.....tread softly my dear! ~wicked~ get a grip. seriously. any joke you hear about men is how useless and stupid and sex crazed they are. weve learned to laugh at ourselves. you should try it and ease up on your subtle threats. mysoginystic? LMAO gimmie a ****ing break. For real,thats a double standard for 'ya. Guys can bash guys, ladies can bash guys. But the moment a guy bashes a lady, he's called a misogynist, a chauvenist, a pig. But if a lady does it, well then its just another joke to laugh at. |
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