1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional whoopin' helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
11. NBA is for blacks, SOCCER is for Hispanics, GOLF is for whitey.

11 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:


1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.
11. Selena is dead.

11 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
11. There is no such thing as SCHRIMPS. SHRIMP, is both the singular &
plural for the creature you order in your scampi and ****tail from Red
Lobster.

THE TOP IS TRUTH THAT HISPANICS AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT WHITE PEOPLE
WONT ADMIT...

This is great. Gonna share it with my daughter, she is married to a
Hispanic, he won't think it is funny, but she will. We all need a sense
of humor and a good laugh now and then.

something to think about Morena.... ?!!

I have a son in law named Jesus.... he thinks he walks on water... :op

Yea Verily! Thanx Morena..Had a lousey xmas...needed a laugh. You Go
Girl!

hey, there is alot going on here so a joke is something different,
LMAO!!!!!!!

morena, that was a good one... just what people need is to have someone
kick them in the bottom, sort of a wakeup call.