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Topic: your sign according to sex
Sexyklp4U Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 3377	Sat 03/01/08 06:54 AM
ARIES - THE PLAYER (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. LIBRA - THE PIMP (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. GEMINI - HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.. CANCER - CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. . AQUARIUS - THE SEX ADDICT (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Attractive. Loud. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. PISCES - THE ONE YOU CANT TOUCH (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with. LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying... VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER (8/23-9/22) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. TAURUS - THE BAD BOY OR GIRL (4/20-5/20) Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. A Fighter, VERY SEXY . A person u can count on. Someone you should hold on to Very smart. CAPRICORN - THE SEXY ONE (12/22-1/19) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Sweet. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please.Loves to smile.Beautiful laugh.Patient.Cautious.Bit of naughty.The one and only. but im one of a kind baby SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth! SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE (11/22-12/21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying!

Sexyklp4U Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 3377	Sat 03/01/08 06:54 AM
VIRGO - THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER (8/23-9/22) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sat 03/01/08 07:00 AM
oh yea... aquarius here

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Sat 03/01/08 07:01 AM
right on fits like a glove i'll own that!! Cappy

snowangel2 Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 3798	Sat 03/01/08 07:02 AM
An Aquarius here.

laughsandgiggles Joined Sun 10/28/07 Posts: 3560	Sat 03/01/08 07:07 AM
Taurus!!! right here!!

Mimichan17 Joined Sat 01/19/08 Posts: 28	Sat 03/01/08 07:07 AM
SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth!

harley46 Joined Thu 02/28/08 Posts: 387	Sat 03/01/08 07:12 AM
SAGITTARIUS - THE ONE (11/22-12/21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying!

Danette_Giavanna Joined Tue 01/01/08 Posts: 1273	Sat 03/01/08 07:12 AM
ARIES - THE PLAYER (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Sat 03/01/08 07:13 AM
LEO - THE SEX MANIAC (7/23-8/22) Very talkative. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and SEXY. Have own unique appeal. Irresistible. Most caring person you'll ever meet! however not the kind of person you wanna mess with...they will kick your ass... u might end up crying... yep

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Sat 03/01/08 07:16 AM
SCORPIO - THE VIRGIN (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. ONE OF A KIND.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. The best sexual partners in the zodiac. Are the most attractive people on earth!

darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Sat 03/01/08 07:19 AM
damn, i was hatched.

itsmetina Joined Sun 12/09/07 Posts: 18944	Sat 03/01/08 07:36 AM
yep scorpio here

blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Sat 03/01/08 07:38 AM
ARIES - THE PLAYER (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Sat 03/01/08 07:38 AM
I think I need a scorpio lol

wickedlluccy Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 1040	Sat 03/01/08 07:56 AM Edited by wickedlluccy on Sat 03/01/08 07:59 AM
ARIES - THE PLAYER (3/21-4/19) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. SSSSHHHHH dont let that playar thing get out...lol...I'll never here the end of it....lol...the rest is all me, only the loud happens w/ Tequila only....then its the fun kind...lol..lol...thanks Luv great portrayal! ~wicked~ P.S.- Scorps hit it on the nail head....had me 2 or 3 of those this life time....very yummy......

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Sat 03/01/08 08:03 AM
GEMINI - HARD TO LOVE (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Good personalities. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud.. Yes, That says it all!!!

wyatt1844 Joined Sat 01/26/08 Posts: 6761	Sat 03/01/08 08:05 AM
LIBRA - THE PIMP (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor. Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. The Pimp????

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Sat 03/01/08 08:08 AM
CANCER - CRAVES SEX ALOT (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Normally not a Fighter, but will if neccessary. Someone loves them right now. . Pretty much true. Sex drive went on overload when I hit 32. That lasted until 5 years of work related stress was causing some physical problems that they had to put me on some anti-anxiety pills that killed it for about 6 months. Now it is back to normal. Fluctuate between energetic and wanting to run around doing stuff and just wanting to sit around at home relaxing. Kinda like my dad's philosophy, Work hard, Play hard, Rest hard. He too is a Cancer. Yes, I can be unpredictable. I'm willing to admit that it goes in both good ways and bad ways. Cancers are very very very emotional. The only thing I disagree with is that someone one loves me. Well, I know my family does. But I don't think they meant that....

livelife68 Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 3696	Sat 03/01/08 08:17 AM
PISCES - THE ONE YOU CANT TOUCH (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. BEST kisser. Always get what they want. Very Attractive. Easy going. RARE Find. GOOD when found. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. NOT one to mess with.