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Topic: A raccoon? Tacos? What?
ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 07:27 PM Edited by ZPicante on Fri 02/29/08 07:28 PM
Yeet yeet! I like tacos! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeissssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssss! Flashes teeth

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 07:32 PM
saunters in and slowwwwwlyyyyyyy backs out again

willy_cents Joined Sat 07/14/07 Posts: 4471	Fri 02/29/08 07:35 PM
I love raccoons...slowly broiled on a spit over a fire from juniper wood

higlander Joined Sun 11/18/07 Posts: 865	Fri 02/29/08 07:37 PM
me gustan los de carnitas mmmmmm

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 07:42 PM
Tout! Tout! I love raccoons...slowly broiled on a spit over a fire from juniper wood You=Eaten. Decorously pats mouth with a fancy paper napkin Eyes get wide Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 07:47 PM
Would the cute l'il raccoon like this nice block of cheese?

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 07:50 PM
Would the cute l'il raccoon like this nice block of cheese? Slowly approaches, chirps, and sniffs the "morsel" inquisitively Snaps it out of your hand YOUSE! YOUSEEE!!!HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Scuttles off into the bushes

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 07:51 PM
hmmm 1...2...3..4... heyyyy gimmie back my finger!!!

AllenAqua Joined Wed 01/09/08 Posts: 3895	Fri 02/29/08 07:53 PM
Pa !!! them's varmints is in the ceeement pond agin !

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 07:55 PM
Lurches guiltily out of the bushes Drops the severed digit tentatively on the ground Hiss! Hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! ROWWWW! Continues dumbly chewing on the remaining cheese

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 07:55 PM
Pa !!! them's varmints is in the ceeement pond agin ! Yeet! ... YEET!!

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 07:56 PM
thank-you drops some Lorraine Swiss on the ground

copperhugs Joined Fri 09/28/07 Posts: 309	Fri 02/29/08 07:59 PM
HAhahaha catfood? tuna? you are cute!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 08:00 PM Edited by ZPicante on Fri 02/29/08 08:00 PM
thank-you drops some Lorraine Swiss on the ground Throws self head-first into the ground, landing about five feet away from the Swiss on a rock ... ... ... Five hours pass Chove! Yeet! Crawls to the cheese and swallows it whole Pleased raccoon dance

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 08:01 PM
I have a way with animals..being one myself ya know

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 08:04 PM
HAhahaha catfood? tuna? you are cute! Eyes grow wide and expectant Abruptly prances over to PublicAnimalNo9, grabs hold of your sleeve, rips it off, and prances away with it

moofooga Joined Thu 01/31/08 Posts: 25515	Fri 02/29/08 08:05 PM
Yeet yeet! I like tacos! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeissssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssss! Flashes teeth Raccoons eating tacos. Now I've seen everything.

PublicAnimalNo9 Joined Mon 09/04/06 Posts: 6278	Fri 02/29/08 08:05 PM Edited by PublicAnimalNo9 on Fri 02/29/08 08:07 PM
Here we are, on the edge of the rare but beautiful Picante Raccoon's territory. We've fed it some cheese and we are now hoping to catch it doing a rare flollop. This is very exciting people Oh look, the cute l'il bugger tore my sleeve off

polson Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28173	Fri 02/29/08 08:06 PM
Great! A fashion consious raccoon!

ZPicante Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 1806	Fri 02/29/08 08:19 PM
Yeet yeet! I like tacos! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeissssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssss! Flashes teeth Raccoons eating tacos. Now I've seen everything. Casually walks over to your left ankle; gently sinks teeth into your shoe. Getting teeth stuck, begins to panic and flail around until finally the shoe's fabric tears, causing "me" to whip into the bushes at several kilometers per hour Days...days pass... Awakens and sniffs the air around PublicAnimalNo9 and polson for more dairy products or tacos