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Topic: Why can't I get a date?
darkowl1 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 13060	Fri 02/29/08 06:17 PM
daaaaaamn!!!!! this has got to make you feel better!!!!!

tmbond Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 1462	Fri 02/29/08 06:20 PM
He feels really good. I think

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 02/29/08 06:20 PM
Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date. Is the cheeze wiz can empty; maybe that could be your problem! The compressed air screws with your head you know! Hell, just talk about what type of wood you would be! That will make you feel so much better!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 02/29/08 06:22 PM
I told you I'd date you but you wouldn't let me use my whip... Oh hell! I'd definitely let you use your whip! Just please step on me with some stilletto high heels!

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Fri 02/29/08 06:28 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! had I known you were coming I'd have gotten the crackers out...Cracker for a cracker

hottpinkilicious Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 552	Fri 02/29/08 06:37 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! had I known you were coming I'd have gotten the crackers out...Cracker for a cracker Maybe I'm just really old and dumb...but could you explain that to me?

gammalight6000 Joined Sun 12/23/07 Posts: 5403	Fri 02/29/08 06:39 PM
i was gonna say you were gay........j/k

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Fri 02/29/08 06:40 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! had I known you were coming I'd have gotten the crackers out...Cracker for a cracker Maybe I'm just really old and dumb...but could you explain that to me?

tmbond Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 1462	Fri 02/29/08 06:41 PM


UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Fri 02/29/08 07:01 PM Edited by UplandHunter on Fri 02/29/08 07:03 PM
It smears cheeze whiz all over its skin

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Fri 02/29/08 07:03 PM
nerd

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 02/29/08 07:04 PM
Im sitting here in my boxerbriefs eating cheeze whiz and beer why cant I get a date. Too many chicks seen your tallywacker back in highschool!

tmbond Joined Sat 02/09/08 Posts: 1462	Fri 02/29/08 07:09 PM
OMG, is that possible?

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Fri 02/29/08 07:16 PM
OMG, is that possible? Anything is possible

UplandHunter Joined Thu 02/07/08 Posts: 8066	Fri 02/29/08 07:57 PM
com'on ladies any takers

celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Fri 02/29/08 07:58 PM


celtic_kitten Joined Fri 12/21/07 Posts: 9957	Fri 02/29/08 07:59 PM
but i don't think i count

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Fri 02/29/08 08:03 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! a real woman would prefer to eat the cheese wiz on something other than a cracker hehehehe oops did i say that outloud?

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 02/29/08 08:03 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! a real woman would prefer to eat the cheese wiz on something other than a cracker hehehehe oops did i say that outloud? Yes.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Fri 02/29/08 08:04 PM
Maybe you should share your beer and cheez whiz! and real women want crackers with that! a real woman would prefer to eat the cheese wiz on something other than a cracker hehehehe oops did i say that outloud? Yes. damn i gotta quit doing that