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A man ,admiring his naked body in the mirror says to his wife
"look 250lbs of dynomite!" Wife says,"****in shame you have only have 3 inches of fuse!" |
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Hey... thats not funny
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Oh my!!
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try pulling on the wick it might get a lil longer......
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Edited by
irad8you
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Wed 02/27/08 05:46 PM
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The urologist's i work for say "you wanna a bigger fuse lose weight" lol, i weigh 10 pounds lol
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The urologist's i work for say "you wanna a bigger fuse lose weight" lol, i wiegh 10 pounds lol I'm -150
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You mean to tell me a three inch fuse is not enough???
 Bummer.
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well once you light it you gotta hurry and get rid of it.......
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well once you light it you gotta hurry and get rid of it.......
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well once you light it you gotta hurry and get rid of it.......
If someone pees on me Im gonna punch them...... 
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I got this joke in a text:
A guy's fly is open. Woman walks by and says "You're garage is open." He says "Did you see my Lexus?" She says, "No, I saw a mini cooper with 2 flat tires."
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