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| Topic: 10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex | |
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.
2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.  
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Good but somewhat true,LMFAO
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4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.
these were all funny but #4 was the best
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Edited by
link97my
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Wed 02/27/08 04:09 PM
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I had almost about half of those last night.....
 but the damn dog kept putting his nose in my ass
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 I must have missed something. Some of those things have never happened
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1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes to unknot your bodies. 3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is recorded in your area. 4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you. 5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your bed springs. 6 You've both gone down one clothing size. 7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's nothing left to adjust. 8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag. 9. Boy, are you hungry! 10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time.
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I must have missed something. Some of those things have never happened I guess you haven't had some of the Linkster yet have ya.......
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I had almost about half of those last night..... but the damn dog kept putting his nose in my ass LOLOL funny... cuz it's happened in my house before!!! 
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I had almost about half of those last night..... but the damn dog kept putting his nose in my ass LOLOL funny... cuz it's happened in my house before!!! But is it wrong of my if I kinda liked it when the dog took a lick???????
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thats from a movie you idiot. get some original material :)
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I had almost about half of those last night..... but the damn dog kept putting his nose in my ass LOLOL funny... cuz it's happened in my house before!!! But is it wrong of my if I kinda liked it when the dog took a lick??????? omg...LMAO your sick... but normal is a wierd kinda way LOL |
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thats from a movie you idiot. get some original material :)  WOW DUDE FOR YOUR FIRST POST YOU GIVE ME THAT......HOW ORIGINAL OF YOU TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT.....WHO WROTE YOUR MATERIAL CAUSE YOU LOOK FUNNY ENOUGH TO NOT WRITE IT YOURSELF.......
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looks like mikeyman is a mikeyboy since he can't stand up for himself....talk crap and run off like a little girl........
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looks like mikeyman is a mikeyboy since he can't stand up for himself....talk crap and run off like a little girl........ Yep. Makes one post and deactivates.
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 you can't keep them all..... .....you got some good jokes dude love reading them all. I wish I can find jokes like that
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