Topic: The Mountaineer
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Tue 02/26/08 10:09 AM


The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his Administrative Assistant for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the West Virginia University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

She thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

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Tue 02/26/08 10:10 AM
Now that is funny. Maybe I will hire some lady from WVU.

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Tue 02/26/08 10:11 AM
laugh laugh drinker

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Tue 02/26/08 10:20 AM
A lady was in a store and saw a painting she just had to have, she took it off the shelf and proceeded to the check out counter.When she got there and had her total rung up the male clerk asked her "would you like a screw for that" not hearing him right she replied "no, but I will blow you for that clock on the wall"