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FOOD FOR THOUGHT?
How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Can a stupid person be a smart-alec? Does killing time damage eternity? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? [NOTE: Geo.Washington's picture is on a quarter] Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do you get off a non-stop flight? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How many weeks are there in a light year? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does hebecome disoriented? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
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HMMMM...
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn
down the volume on the radio? I do this....  |
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boy you sure have alot of questions don't your head hurt from thinking soo much?????
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This reminds me... when people are looking for their Airmiles card to give to the cashier for points... and they can not find it... fumble around look for every slots in their wallet...and surprise.. they finally found it...they would comment... "It's always in the last place you look, you know?" as if to make an excuse for taking too much time... but really... Would you really look further if you have seen it on the first spot? DUH!
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boy you sure have alot of questions don't your head hurt from thinking soo much????? I don't know...I don't think about it lol |
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boy you sure have alot of questions don't your head hurt from thinking soo much????? I don't know...I don't think about it lol 
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Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Nope.... we call them, 'that lot'..  
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FOOD FOR THOUGHT? How come wrong numbers are never busy? Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"? Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? Can a stupid person be a smart-alec? Does killing time damage eternity? Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? Why is it that night falls but day breaks? Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors? Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop? Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it? Did Noah keep his bees in archives? Do pilots take crash-courses? Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers? Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? [NOTE: Geo.Washington's picture is on a quarter] Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? How can there be self-help "groups"? How do you get off a non-stop flight? How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How many weeks are there in a light year? If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman? If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe? If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends? If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them? If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do? If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of? If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does hebecome disoriented? Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child? Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game, when we are already there? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?  Yet another one for us to enjoy!! |
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hey cambo ... is this worth a testimonial lol
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I do this.... yep. otherwise i can't concentrate. too much singing and dancing. forget what i'm looking for |
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I do this.... yep. otherwise i can't concentrate. too much singing and dancing. forget what i'm looking for lol I do it when others drive and are lost |
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Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I do this.... yep. otherwise i can't concentrate. too much singing and dancing. forget what i'm looking for lol I do it when others drive and are lost |
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