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1. Energizer Bunny Arrested & Charged with Battery.
2. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. 3. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. 4. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. 5. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 6. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. 7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 8. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. 9. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? 10. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 11. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. 12. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 13. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. 14. Without geometry, life is pointless. 15. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 16. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I |
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I wuv puns<3
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That's a good collection of puns... I love puns.
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