Topic: MY BAIL IS $1,445......... | |
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wow ya'll are bad
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$2885.00
IM A BAD MAN ![]() ![]() |
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Body: This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $20 Did acid -- $20 Ever had sex at church -- $50 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $20 Had sex with someone on JSH -- $1,000.00 Had sex for money -- $50 Vandalized something -- $500 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $50 Beat up someone -- $50 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $50 Given money to stripper -- $20 Been in love with a stripper -- $50 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$100 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $50 Ever drive drunk -- $20 Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $30 Used toys while having sex -- $30 Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $100 Went skinny dipping -- $50 Had sex in a pool -- $20 Kissed someone of the same sex -- $50 Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $200 Cheated on your significant other -- $100 Masturbated -- $50 Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$300 Done oral -- $50 Got oral -- $5 Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25 Stole something -- $10 Had sex with someone in jail -- $50 Made a nasty home video -- $50 Had a threesome -- $100 Had sex in the wild -- $20 Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $50 Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $50 Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $100 Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $20 Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $20 Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20 Went streaking -- $50 Went streaking in broad daylight -- $50 Been arrested -- $100 Spent time in jail -- $500 Peed in the pool -- $20 Played spin the bottle -- $20 Done something you regret -- $100.00 Had sex with your best friend >-- $500.00 Had sex with someone you work with at work --$50 Had anal sex -- $50 Lied to your mate -- $5 Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $20 O. K , now tally up your answers but don't put your amount in the spots leave them the way they are, ...... In the subject of your post put "My Bail Is... (your total)" ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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My bail is $240
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Edited by
Thomas27
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Thu 11/20/08 11:27 PM
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My bail is $3570.00!
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My bail is $770
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My bail would be: $3405.00...do I get credti for time served.
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My bail is $3160
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I would but I have my own bail of 2,670.!!! ![]() Excuse me you little witch!!! My bail is $2,255. I need to go over that list now and see what else I can do to keep up with my damn friends.... ![]() I need to vandalize something and you should help since you did that already ![]() |
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my bail is: 2895.00 but then I don't know what JSH is, so it could be more.
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Four words that affect your life....BOND REVOKED, FELONY EVADE
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Four words that affect your life....BOND REVOKED, FELONY EVADE Four other words that affect your life: "You gotta purdy mouth." |
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My bail is $3160 That's just 'cause you counted all the times you pee'd in a pool. LOL |
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workin up a pretty good one, $2195 and I'm only 20 :)
not sure about the JSH thing |
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3525
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workin up a pretty good one, $2195 and I'm only 20 :) not sure about the JSH thing |
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we count each experience only once, right ?
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Edited by
OfTheLake
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Sat 12/06/08 08:28 AM
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don't know. good ? though
If you count every time. I'm going to debtor's prison for life. ![]() |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Sat 12/06/08 08:45 AM
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My bail is
$3,365.00 Damn, I really am a bad_girl ![]() ![]() |
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Damn! I'm in love!
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