how about an attack dog

She already got one! It appeared halfway through the thread! A Doberman, I believe.

But.. Her perceived perpetrators seem to appear and disappear at will to. Whenever she writes in here that she is gonna start taking pictures.

Rather then inventing dogs? Or spraying mace at imaginary attackers? She might be better off inventing these guys as cartoon mice. Then produce little cartoon mice traps with big cheese wedges on em.

taser them

Good point!
Electroshock therapy apparently has shown some favorable results in recent history according to The New England Journal of Medicine.

good luck with that

YUK YUK.
I was told by a kind strange man to get pepper spray instead of mace which I think is out of style now. FYI and get it at a police shop.
Electro shock therapy? R U saying Tazer them, now besides hit them with spray. Do you have a license for this kind of advice?

OMG Geeze I would have to be fast now wouldn't I, while holding on to the camera, and making sure the dog does not get away. His name is Zorro, and he is fast. Then, get my sprayer out while holding my shock device aimed at well wherever I could hit them. U think an old lady can manage all this while resting on her motorized walker primed to take off in case of eminent danger?

Do they come and go? Yes, they do. One comes to McDugles, while the other one is out hunting for trash, as they are dumpster divers by daylight, buggers by night. Well, I might have that fact mixed up. Divers by night, buggers by day. Same thing.

Oh, I forgot flame throwing. This is how you do it. You put gas in a bottle, poke a flaming rag in it, catapault it at the enemy. That is if you have enough hands to aim, while holding the camera, with a dog wrapped around your leg, trying to spray/tazer whichever comes first, propped on your walker ready for front/back attack whichever comes first. Did I forget anything.

I get so excited when you post Duffy...

and this sceniero happens all the time, little old lady walking her mini schnouzer, grabs for her mace because someone just looked cross eyed at her and she took it as a threatening display.... geez, don't you watch TV... at your age 49/61 i thought that's all you guys did...

I'm so out of the loop these days..

sounds like a comedy hour to me ..

And ya .. I'm 57 Lily - I never watch TV. I have a very full life. LMAO

to the poster i didnt suggest doing all things at once.i dont need a license you asked i just thought i'd give you ideas.i'm a small person but if people like this f---- with me i'd freak them out to a point that they'd turn to other way when they saw me.you got to just go mad on them

You don't act like a 57 year old woman.... you're my hero....

Exactly why I don't date 57 yr old men.

My kids say I'll never grow up. Geesh, if this is what happens who would want to? Honestly. UGH

I keep it real. Since I don't think like my generation why date it?

You're a sweetie too though *hugs*

The only way to tazer these guys is to touch the electrodes to the temple of your choice.. left or right...just the ones on your head.
Then press the trigger.
With any luck.. Your muscles will contract immediately..and you will be unable to let go of the device til the batteries run down.

As soon as you regain consciousness.. and the muscle spasms subside.. crawl to the medicine cabinet for some balm to treat the burns on the side of your head, and abrasions on the rest of your body, from flapping about your living room.

Repeat, if necessary.

Unfortunately.. this process may get rid of Zorro the Doberman Poodle.. or whatever he might be.

I wouldn't recommend trying to replace him with a real dog at first.

Try a house plant first.
If you don't kill it in 2 months..
Get a goldfish.

Build up to a dog...

You are classic Dave. Just classic.

That's why I like the 20 y o crowd.... I just wish I could find a 25 y o with a good head on his shoulders... oh well they are fun none the less...

I hear ya. I had to graduate to 30+ .. just tooooo many years between me and a 25 yr old. Geesh. If it weren't for that I love that age group. Honestly. They are sooooooooo much fun.

guys my age...for he most part are soooooo boring...I would love to find a guy my age that can keep up with me, and not live in his parents basement.....

too funny

too funny

Thank you.

We'll be here all week. Except blackout Tuesday.

your right.way funny to pick on seniors..