A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom Is
> baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over
> his face. 'Mom,look, I'm a white boy.' His mom slaps him in
> the face and says 'Go show your father'.
>
> He goes to his dad in the living room and says 'Look papa,
> I'm a white boy.' His dad slaps him hard in the face and
> says 'Go show your grandmother.'
>
> The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says 'Mira,
> abuelita, I'm a white boy ' His grandmother slaps him in
> the face and sends him back to his mother.
>
> His mother says 'See. Did you learn anything from that?'
>
> To which the boy replies, 'Sure did. I have only been white
> for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans