MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John .

Then Charlie Horse comes along,
& when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doe sn 't like to stay in one pl ac e very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed w/ Ben Gay . What a life!

Oh, yes, I'm also flirting w/ Al Zymer .

And remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think "good thoughts" only, learn to laugh at yo urself, and "Count your blessings"!!!!!!!