An oldie BUT STILL a good one ..



A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first

Graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:



Red...................Cherry

Yellow................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange.................Orange



Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After

Eating them,

None of the children could identify the taste.



"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what

Your mother

May sometimes call your father."



One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out

And yelled,





"Oh, my God!! They're azz-holes "

lol omg not an oldie because I have never heard it!

Good one

thats too funny!!!