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I love puns... I make them up all the time... here are a few I've made up in the past. Some people laugh, some people stare at me, and some people threaten me... so I guess it all depends on whether or not you like puns.
What do you call a vampire with a cold? Nosfer-ACHOO! How can you tell an evil cow from a good cow? Evil cows have moo-staches! What does the moon eat off of? Satellight dishes! What did one earth giant say to the other? I don't understand why you drive a levvy, I prefer a fjord! |
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Well
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Well ... that's a deep subject. heheee |
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I love puns... I make them up all the time... here are a few I've made up in the past. Some people laugh, some people stare at me, and some people threaten me... so I guess it all depends on whether or not you like puns. What do you call a vampire with a cold? Nosfer-ACHOO! How can you tell an evil cow from a good cow? Evil cows have moo-staches! What does the moon eat off of? Satellight dishes! What did one earth giant say to the other? I don't understand why you drive a levvy, I prefer a fjord! Whats a flea's defense mechanism? They flee! You can have that one. |
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