There once was a man, and even though he was raised in the city, his father used to be a cheese maker, and his father before him.
One day, sick of his office job, he decides to move into the country, and take up the living of his forefathers. Thing is, he has no clue how to make cheese.
He goes to his neighbor Juan to ask for help. Juan tells him "You must take the whey" (knowing full well the whey is what you take OUT to make cheese) "and mix it with the other ingredients to make cheese, here, I'll sell you some for just $1,000"
Thinking he got a good deal, the man goes back and tries to make cheese. Of course, he fails miserably.
Confused, he calls up his father and asks "How do you make cheese?"
His father tells him "Well first off, it's best to start with milk straight from the udder"
"Well," says the son, "I'm determined to make cheese, Juan's whey or an Udder!"

Who thinks of this stuff?!

Hahaha.

Actually I thought of this one one day while I was doing mindless menial labor that let me think of horrible puns.