Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

(((((((((((((((Blkfox))))))))))))))))))

You are wonderful!


He said I got out of his "Trunk"

GAH!!!

Our friend Chevy is the
Best just the way he chases
After Lisa's dress make's
all get a smile for the day
Just wish he would stop looking
At Pepto that way lmao he doe's
Not have a cell phone but he has
A Pickup truck so he can find
All the Lady's in his town
So when they break down or
Run out of gas he is there
Real fast to pick them up
And lad's i do hear he has
A shag rug in the bed of that
Truck look out Lady's it's going to be rough

OK puck followers .... I'm outta here

HEY ...Pink Floyd's MOTHER ... LIVE COOL .....

later all ..

He can call from work?





ok war, RC,tropical something or Orange juice?
I just finished the cheetos sorry..
& I thought they were too kewl to wave & afraid of bugs in their teeth to smile.

See ya ((((((((TTO)))))))))))

Our friend War is
Having a bad day
Because work suck's
Every day just remember
When you answer the phone
At work just put them on
Hold to that bad music
On the other end i am sure
They will not stay there
Long if they do then they
Are sick in the head then
Just pick up the line say
Hello and put them on hold again

You rawk Blkfox!

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
6. The espresso machine just finished.
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.

OJ would be just fine, stupid colds

Our friend TwoTallOne
Has been chasing to many
Puck's around as he go's
In to play on the ice again
His feet never sweat so lady's
It's alright if you want to smell
Them Out on the ice he is
at home like a polar bear hey lady's
Yes this mean's he is warm just don't
Take him some place warm or he might
Melt like frosty the snow man so now
Some of you Lady's know how your pant's
Got wet when he had you in his arm's

Top Ten Reasons Why Sportbikers Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, and talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

ROTF LMAO