An old man lived alone in the country He wanted to
dig his potato garden but it was very hard work as the
ground was hard. His only son, Fred, who used to help
him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to
his son and described his predicament.

Dear Fred,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t
be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just
getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you
were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you
would dig the plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

For heaven’s sake, don’t dig up that garden! That’s
where I buried the BODIES.
Love Fred

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and local police
arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any
bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

That same day the old man received another letter from
his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That’s the best I
could do under the circumstances.
Love Fred

to tell the truth I didnt read that it's too long but I'll believe you its funny see im laughing