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Sence sumbody else clames there the best body I thunk I'd advertize my grate qwalifacashuns to.
Now everbody nose I'se one fart smeller but I nead to expun... expain.... exipnad... talk more about it. I'm so brite my momma use to call me sun! I kin add and minus like mad and I kin even multiply! Don't know why so many folks are afeared of that... I gots grate skill an' I miss my feet most ever time I spit on the floor. In a crisis I kin walk on water. Well, ok, I kin warsh with water. OK Ok, I drink water sumtimes. Alrite already, in a crisis I pass water. I knows my way around walmart like nobudy else and I kin fix most anything that duck tape will stick to. I'se just a reguler stuporman lookin' fer my own Lois Lane. Line up in singel file ladees and takes a number. Yer turn is a'comin. |
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Im saying WTF?
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Sence sumbody else clames there the best body I thunk I'd advertize my grate qwalifacashuns to. Now everbody nose I'se one fart smeller but I nead to expun... expain.... exipnad... talk more about it. I'm so brite my momma use to call me sun! I kin add and minus like mad and I kin even multiply! Don't know why so many folks are afeared of that... I gots grate skill an' I miss my feet most ever time I spit on the floor. In a crisis I kin walk on water. Well, ok, I kin warsh with water. OK Ok, I drink water sumtimes. Alrite already, in a crisis I pass water. I knows my way around walmart like nobudy else and I kin fix most anything that duck tape will stick to. I'se just a reguler stuporman lookin' fer my own Lois Lane. Line up in singel file ladees and takes a number. Yer turn is a'comin. translation.. im great.. come look at me... im superman.. someone need saved?? he takes turns and shares... please someone give him attention!!! am i close?? |
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oh baby... i want me some of THAT man
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Now, why in the samhill hasn't a nice young lady snatched you up, AD?
Thanks for the laugh today 
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I thought it was Keanue Reeves!!!!!!!!
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that made my eyes bleed
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OMG Aaronz, you nearly gave me an aneurysm...I didn't see your usual pic and thought you were just a new blue box user actually trying (woefully) to spell. My head was about to explode, haha.
*so glad it was you joking*  
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Aaron I know that one lady thought you were unemployed but I'll line up!!!
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Someday I hope to be egligable, as well. Whatever that is.
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Sence sumbody else clames there the best body I thunk I'd advertize my grate qwalifacashuns to. Now everbody nose I'se one fart smeller but I nead to expun... expain.... exipnad... talk more about it. I'm so brite my momma use to call me sun! I kin add and minus like mad and I kin even multiply! Don't know why so many folks are afeared of that... I gots grate skill an' I miss my feet most ever time I spit on the floor. In a crisis I kin walk on water. Well, ok, I kin warsh with water. OK Ok, I drink water sumtimes. Alrite already, in a crisis I pass water. I knows my way around walmart like nobudy else and I kin fix most anything that duck tape will stick to. I'se just a reguler stuporman lookin' fer my own Lois Lane. Line up in singel file ladees and takes a number. Yer turn is a'comin. roflmao |
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I am NOT "Just another Blue Box" !! You need to look a little closer there sox 
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I no wear sum homless ladeez stay at....
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Hooked on fonix worcked fur me two
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I am NOT "Just another Blue Box" !! You need to look a little closer there sox an he liks ms paint....not fotoshope |
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Someday I hope to be egligable, as well. Whatever that is. See?? Everbody wants to be like me! you gots to have sumthing to espire to. |
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