leads to forking.

and knifing

spooning made me nose hurt in the 80s

what about sporking????

And who doesn't love a good forkin!!!

or fooning

why do you guys always make me think of sex????

simply a coincidence, I submit.

Its the devils work!!! I just know it!!!

Or God has a sense of humor.

This might lead to probing....

i miss the spooning that leads to hot forkin.

Is that anything like hot cross buns?

spooning.........sporking.........oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!!!!!

<-----crosses legs!!!

Well, fook me lol

What is a spork?

spoon \'spu:n\ n
An eating or cooking implement consisting of a small shallow bowl with a handle.

fork \'fo.(*)rk\ n
An implement with two or more prongs used esp. for taking up (as in eating), pitching, or digging.

spork \'spo.(*)rk\ n
An eating or cooking implement consisting of a small shallow bowl with two or more prongs used esp. for taking up (as in eating) with a handle.

What is the anti-spork?

Since a spork is a combination of a spoon and fork, then the logical definition of the anti-spork is the combination of the fork and spoon, or foon.

foon \'fu:n\ n
The anti-spork. An implement with two or more prongs used esp. for taking up (as in eating), pitching or digging, consisting of a small shallow bowl with a handle.

Spork patent information.

Patent Information:
1970 Official Gaz. (U.S. Patent Office) 11 Aug. tm 65
Van Brode Milling Co., Inc.,
Clinton, Mass... Spork for Combination Plastic Spoon, Fork and Knife.

Are the spork and Spam related in any way?

The eating utensil spork and Spam aren't related in any way, however in Canada they do sell a product call Spork which is a wanna-be Spam product (ick). If Spam wasn't bad enough, how good can a wanna-be Spam product be?

What is sporking?

Sporking is the act of using a spork to poke or prod at an object, person, etc.

Spork philosophy.

The spork is the symbol of the duality of existance...the everlasting fight between good and evil. First you have the spoon. The spoon with it's angelic curviture is the symbol of goodness. In the right lighting, you can even see a blissful halo of light, reflect from the spoon onto your wall. Next you have the fork. The fork is the epitomy of all that is evil. The fork with it's devilish horns casts its evil dark shadow on walls. The spork is the combination of both good and evil. It is the duality of mankinds good and evil sides. It has even been used as a symbol of the good and evil of the United States of America's two major political parties. As you see in the following photograph, the good of the Republican Party (Newt Gingrich) and the evil of the Democratic Party (Bill Clinton), joined together to touch the symbol of our duality.


Uses of Sporks

To be added.

Spork games.

Sporks (drinking game):
To spice up the old drinking game of "spoons", a slightly more dangerous game called "sporks" is born. Of course, I created the game. At a large table, lay out a number of sporks equal to one less than the number of players in a pile at the center of the table. The dealer then deals each player four cards, which they should look at. Play begins with the dealer drawing one card and either passing it to the next player, or keeping it and passing one of his original four to the next player. The second player does the same, retaining the new card and passing one of his own, or passing the new card on. The last player in line passes a card to a discarded pile. The object of the (card portion) of the game is to get four of a kind. The first person to get four of a kind immediately grabs for a spork. At this point a minor "free-for-all" ensues as everyone else grabs for a spork. Exactly when the scuffle for sporks ends should be established ahead of time to prevent wrestling matches in your kitchen (you may wish to impose some house rules as to how crazy this part can get). A player with four of a kind, and a spork does not have to drink. A player with a spork drinks twice, and the player who has neither four of a kind nor a spork gets punished awfully (five drinks, a beer, or a shot are all popular punishments). The loser then gets to deal the next hand.

Spork Fight:
A spork fight is similar to the old elementary school classic "pencil fight". One player holds their spork horizontally, and the other holds their spork vertically. The player holding the spork vertically bends back their spork (not too hard or you'll break your spork) and flicks their spork onto their opponent's spork as hard as possible. If your opponent's spork does not break on this attempt, then you switch with your opponent and (s)he makes an attempt at breaking your spork. The winner is the player who breaks their opponent's spork.

Spork memories.

The first spork I remember came from Kentucky Fried Chicken. It was a white, four pronged spork, with a molded picture of Colonel Sanders on the handle. It saddens me that today "KFC" (they don't even go by their real name anymore) does not have the picture of Colonel Sanders on their sporks (Dang Pepsi).

tHANKS!!! Now Im thinking of chicken!!!