Topic: Deep Thoughts
uk1971's photo
Tue 02/19/08 03:31 PM
Edited by uk1971 on Tue 02/19/08 03:32 PM
1. Why are they called apartments if they are joined together?

2. An archaeologist is a best husband a woman can get. As older she grows, the more interested he is in her.

3. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

4. If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day?

5. I love being married. It’s so great to find that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

6. Anyone who thinks he is too small to make a difference has never been in bedwith a mosquito.

7. I wear my wife’s glasses because she wants me to see things her way.

8. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs louder.

bigsmile glasses

MirrorMirror's photo
Tue 02/19/08 03:31 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 03:32 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 03:33 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 03:38 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 03:40 PM
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JoeKur's photo
Tue 02/19/08 03:45 PM
why do we Drive on Parkways and Park on Driveways...

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Tue 02/19/08 04:31 PM
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Tue 02/19/08 04:34 PM
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