I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty
good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found
myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty
good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found
myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever
had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she
said. I said, 'No, but it sounds good!'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place. We walked in ...... she put on the hall light
and shouted upstairs ...

'Mom, you still awake'.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she
said. I said, 'No, but it sounds good!'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place. We walked in ...... she put on the hall light
and shouted upstairs ...

'Mom, you still awake'

Edited for sanity's sake:


I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. I said, 'No, but it sounds good!'

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.

I went back to her place. We walked in ...... she put on the hall light
and shouted upstairs ...

'Mom, you still awake??'.

ok i thought that was lame.sorry.

Soxfan...thank you for your interpretation for those of us outside of the rubber room! lol

Lol, no prob...reading the original made my head hurt.