cinderella wants to go to the ball but her evil stepmother wont let her.as she sits crying her fairy godmother appearsand promises to provide her with everthing she need to go to the ball.but only on 2 conditions!first you must wear a diaphram and whats the second ? you must be back before 2am or the diaphram will turn into a pumpkin" cinderella agrees and off to the ball she goes 2 am com es and goes and no cinderella finally at 5am she show up looking love struck and **very**satisfied where have you been the fairy godmother demands " your diaphram was suppose to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago"!!! i met a prince he took care of everything. i know of no prince with that kind of power?whats his name exclames the fairl godmother."i can remember exactly . peter peter something or other "

hahaha