and old man walks in to a bar sits down on a barstool and orders a beer. a few minutes later a woman walks in a sits down beside him and ordes a drink. they sit quietly for a few minutes enjoying there drink . then the woman turns to the old man and asks if hes a real cowboy? he turns to the young lady and says .all my life i've worn boots a resistall hat.every morning i check the cows.then i feed the cows.in the evening i heardup the cows. all day long all i do is think of cows!!yes ma'am i am a real cowboy!!they sit there quietly for a few seconds. then the cowboy asks the woman what she is.she looks at the cowboy and says im a lesbian when i wakeup i think of pu**y.while im cooking i think of pu**y.when im laying down in my bed im thinking about pu**y. all day long all i do is think about is pu**y sir i am a lesbian.well they sit there about a half hour. then another man walks in a sits beside the cowboy orders a drink.turns to the cowboy and asks him if hes a real cowboy? the cowboys takes another drink and looks at the guy and says "well all my life i use to think i was till a few minutes ago when i found out i was a lesbian!!!!!