A friend just text this joke to me thought i'd share it!

A 5 year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front proch when the grampa pulled a beer out of the cooler.
The little boy asked, "grampa can i have a beer?" Grampa replied"can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered no grampa, it's just a little pecker!
Grampa said then you're not man enough to have a beer. A little while later Grampa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked "grampa, can i have a cigar?"Once again grampa asked"Can your pecker touch your ass?" The little boy answered no again. Grampa said then your not man enough to have a cigar. A little later, the boy came out of the house with some milk and cookies. Grampa asked"can i have a cookie?" The boy asked"can your pecker touch your ass?" Grampa replied "Hell yeah my pecker can touch my ass!" The boy replied...."Then go **** yourself!Grama made these for me.

heard it, but!:

omg,,,th last 3 post i wento was jokes

HEARD IT BEFORE, BUT STILL AS FUNNY AS THE FIRST TIME.