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Thank you sir, I believe you got a point.
 ***stuffs all the papers in the back of the Hum-V***  I'll drop them off in front of the Pentagon on my way to the race track.  I think if we lasso some horses, we could save money on gas from third world countries. |
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RARA, :huh You better be careful. The captain has been known for signing Stop-Loss papers. ***looks at PFC Sprite *** Keep busting the Hi-jackers, girl  We need to increase our numbers. Remember the war effort is just another sales job. Oh yeah, you need to establish relations with the C. E. F. (Canadian Expeditionary Force) "ORBIT GUM"  Haji, We'll have to send Liz out for a meeting with Hugh Hefner? We could use the Playboy and Playgirl magazines in the latrines. I have no idea where to secure tear gas, so I just checked the local supermarkets and confiscated (talking really sweet to the shipping clerk) the entire supply of beans. The clerk said, "I bet you're going to have a gas at that party" What a smart azz! I kicked him in the crotch and said, "Without the party nuts, buddy!" 
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Ok where is Sprite at we need more
Whiskey for the troops and the boy's In green want to see her 
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Consider this thread hi-jacked
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Ok where is Sprite at we need more Whiskey for the troops and the boy's In green want to see her She had to go into the city on a mission....she'll be back after she kidnaps the mayor. Sprite only had a bow and arrow with her! I handed her an AK-47 but she insisted on doing this quietly... |
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I have magazines and I've been flanking. What else do you need me to do?
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I have magazines and I've been flanking. What else do you need me to do? You will have put one of each magazine in every latrine. I could use a hand with the clean up. ***PFC Cuppy jumps in the trench*** I'll hand you the buckets and you dump them in that vat by the truck. We'll get Haji to hoist the sucker into the truck and get rid of it on Capital Hill... |
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I want ice cream
 Just thought I'd share 
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I am hijacking this thread and heading to Louisiana
  
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Grabbing it back from...
(((light,Bad,Dragoness)))  Light you always want ice cream...I think a dreamsicle is in order for you...lol How are you chicas? Anyone interested in joining the armed forces here. We are hijacking one country at a time. Haji, Captain Cuppy, Squad leader Sprite, PFC Liz, PFC |
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Grabbing it back from... (((light,Bad,Dragoness))) Light you always want ice cream...I think a dreamsicle is in order for you...lol How are you chicas? Anyone interested in joining the armed forces here. We are hijacking one country at a time. Haji, Captain Cuppy, Squad leader Sprite, PFC Liz, PFC |
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Grabbing it back from... (((light,Bad,Dragoness))) Light you always want ice cream...I think a dreamsicle is in order for you...lol How are you chicas? Anyone interested in joining the armed forces here. We are hijacking one country at a time. Haji, Captain Cuppy, Squad leader Sprite, PFC Liz, PFC Is there Ice Cream involved??? And do I get to put together my own uniform??
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OMG...Liz,,,Haji was hit with shrapnel. You need to administer first aid. Take leave of the battalion and keep him company in the medical evac copter.
***pulls out a dreamsicle, sticks it in lights mouth*** Come on girl...and yes, make your own uniform. I strongly suggest you not wear your cheerleading outfit. The bugs are a little bastidges. Oh and dont be wearing that perfume. You will drive the troops crazy. |
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Ok all are troops get ice cream
And whiskey But are Sprite is mia So we are lacking in war funds and whiskey And who left are flag at half staff !! And today i have a meeting with MCdonalds I could not get them to give us war funds But they did offer to give us Grimus 
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Grimus COULD work yanno
.. Yup... have him head out in front.. do his *shake*.. get the peeps so busy watching him that they never see us coming  To Ice cream & conquering ~!!!!!!!! |
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A semi-just pulled up in front of headquarters. McDonalds just delivered 10,000 mugs with Grimus on them...Damn. I guess we could hand them out to all the prisoners as a souvenir.
Still waiting on that ice cream truck. I ordered extra fudge. We can cover ourselves with it as a disguise. Just dont be licking each other. What would people think? Sprites in the infirmary, Haji. I think she might a serious condition called, ALLF*CKEDUP!!!  
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A semi-just pulled up in front of headquarters. McDonalds just delivered 10,000 mugs with Grimus on them...Damn. I guess we could hand them out to all the prisoners as a souvenir. Still waiting on that ice cream truck. I ordered extra fudge. We can cover ourselves with it as a disguise. Just dont be licking each other. What would people think? Sprites in the infirmary, Haji. I think she might a serious condition called, ALLF*CKEDUP!!! And kidnap him we will use him as lavage to get Sprite Back I am on the phone with the Ice cream truck drivers right now Some one left a tank in the middle of the road i think Some one had to much whiskey And the cups are real bad lets just fill them with ice cream and whiskey and some apple toppings with a touch Of Cinnamon on top i think we can make the troops happy with this |
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Grimus COULD work yanno .. Yup... have him head out in front.. do his *shake*.. get the peeps so busy watching him that they never see us coming To Ice cream & conquering ~!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
ladyliz1417
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Fri 09/12/08 03:28 PM
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No chocolate licking????? First no whiskey, then no cheerleader outfit, then no perfume, now no chocolate licking??????? Sheesh, where's the fun in that?
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wait, wait.....i wanna enlist.....oh ya, never volunteer !
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