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***packing gear, cleaning gun, filling my tootsie roll container***
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I got the TP and some eggs and yes the Eggs are way out of Date lmao
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What else is new...Everything we found or stole for the conquest is out of date, but I can still kick and scream.
 Check your walkie talkie! Im on frequency 5, I think. Dont know for sure, its so old the numbers are all rubbed off. 
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where is Sprite we need backup there are to many of them in these forums and i think we are on channel 2 thats why i keep missing you
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Sprite, was looking for you in the infirmary. She must of got lost in all the confusion.
Are you okay, that's a nasty bayonet wound on your head. ***hands him a helmet without the hole in it**** I saw a platoon gather in the shoot me thread. I think they are planning a surprise attack..  |
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Well if they are in that thread they are already done for
Sprite get off the whiskey we need more Trenches and some of them sub's I just put up the spot light's And the speakers we will play shanay o connor Over and over again
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****dodging all the machine gun fire***
Ahhh...Sir, did they release you from the infirmary with a clean bill of health. Seems to me, that you are spending way too much time with your head in the photobucket. This aint a circus, for gods sake. ***I can hear him now, yelling, "Lets get this show on the road"***  Sprite was digging trenches last night and found some nuclear war heads...course, they are no use to us with out a missle... hhhhmmmmmm...let me  OMG I think I got it...Lets build a sling shot! 
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Diggin trenches....
Guarding whisky barrels.... Now I have to build a sling shot...  Seems to me that a woman's work is never done...  Dang but I need a drink....  
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This could work to are advantage they will not see it coming
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Liz...finally you got here...you have to distribute the rations to the troops. ***Points to the armored vehicle behind the TP***BTW...how much flanking did you do?
 Sprite, how is that flag coming along. I couldnt find any paint, but I managed to secure some chalk.  Don't be drinking that whiskey, that's for all the downed soldiers. Only thing that puts a smile back on their face. Haji, sir, whatever you call yourself nowadays. You need to sign the orders to blast a few threads. ***PFC Cuppy Pulls out the red tape, looks at it then tosses it in the foxhole. He signs anything I tell him to sign. Just like the politicians****
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Oh I have that flanking so under control
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Liz, keep flanking, lol, but you need to keep watch. I'm get rested for the big attack.
****PFC Cuppy crawls down in the trench and tries to close her eyes**** |
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That's the trench for the latreene cuppy..!!!..
 Bunking quarters are over by the whisky barrels...
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That's the trench for the latreene cuppy..!!!.. Bunking quarters are over by the whisky barrels... Cuppy stay away from the whiskey Now lets get The other Hi jackers of the threads out of here On on with the push forward But First a word from are new Sponsors Obit Gum when your in the trenches nothing keeps your mouth clean like Obit Gum now that's Clean ! Sorry Girls some one had to pay for are whiskey And they where the only Sponsors i could find
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I guess that you didn't try the Froot-Loops people then.... *going to do my exercises to stay in shape so that we can take over the world*....  I must...I must... I must increase this bust.... 
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Liz...finally you got here...you have to distribute the rations to the troops. ***Points to the armored vehicle behind the TP***BTW...how much flanking did you do? Sprite, how is that flag coming along. I couldnt find any paint, but I managed to secure some chalk. Don't be drinking that whiskey, that's for all the downed soldiers. Only thing that puts a smile back on their face. Haji, sir, whatever you call yourself nowadays. You need to sign the orders to blast a few threads. ***PFC Cuppy Pulls out the red tape, looks at it then tosses it in the foxhole. He signs anything I tell him to sign. Just like the politicians**** |
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Ya could all put a smile on my face with no whiskey
 
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RARA, :huh You better be careful. The captain has been known for signing Stop-Loss papers.
***looks at PFC Sprite *** Keep busting the Hi-jackers, girl We need to increase our numbers. Remember the war effort is just another sales job. Oh yeah, you need to establish relations with the C. E. F. (Canadian Expeditionary Force) "ORBIT GUM"  Haji, We'll have to send Liz out for a meeting with Hugh Hefner? We could use the Playboy and Playgirl magazines in the latrines. I have no idea where to secure tear gas, so I just checked the local supermarkets and confiscated (talking really sweet to the shipping clerk) the entire supply of beans. The clerk said, "I bet you're going to have a gas at that party" What a smart azz! I kicked him in the crotch and said, "Without the party nuts, buddy!" |
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with all this paper work how am i going to take over this waste land of despair Cuppy We need some one to do this for us I must draw up paper work on this And spend 10 million dollars studying this and tie up Years of are time and money just to kick There but's Ok new law no more paper work common scene Is the new law just do whats right and we can get back to are war
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