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A man had been having head-aches for months that just wouldn't go away. So he goes to the doctor and explains to him that it starts in his in his back and shoots a throbing pain into his neck and gives him a headache that sends him to his knees. The doctor gives him some tests and comes back a little while later and tells him that he can make them go away but he will have to castrate him.
The man says "F*uck that." and goes home. He is getting desperate to stop the headache so he puts a gun to his head and just can't pull the trigger. He goes back to the doctor and has the surgery done. He comes too and the doctor askes him how he feels and the man said "Your'e a genious it's gone!" He decides to treat himself to a new suit because he feels so good. He goes to a store and when he walks in the tailof said "You wear a size 42 jacket." The guy says "Your'e good, what size shoes do I wear?" The tailor says "13." The guy replys "O.K what size pants do I wear?" And the tailor replys "40." The man said "Got ya! I wear size 38 have since highschool. The tailor replys if you wore a size 38 it would smash your testicles and send a shooting pain up your back and give you the worst headache you ever had in your life²  
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 ooo, sucks for hiiiiim!
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lmao poor guy! why hadn't he gone there first?
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