One day a boy and his grandfather where out fishing when the grandfather lit up a cigar.

The boy said "Hey grandpaw can I have some of that cigar"
To wich the grandpaw repied "Well, boy can your D*ck touch your a$$ hole?"

Of course the boy said no so the grandfather told him he could not have any of the cigar.

Later on the grandfather started drinking some whiskey.

The boy said "Hey grandpaw can I have some of that whiskey"
To wich the grandpaw repied "Well, boy can your D*ck touch your a$$ hole?"

Of course the boy said no so the grandfather told him he could not have any of the whiskey.

Later on that evening the boy waked into the kitchen with a plate of cookies.

The grandfather asked if he could have some of the cookies.

The boy said"Well grandpaw can your d*ck tocuh your A$$ hole?"
The Grandpa said "Yes it can"
To wich the boy replied "THen go f*ck yourself cuz grandmaw made these cookies for me.

lol....thats too funny!

LULZ

great Sh**!

that was a good one!!!!!