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Topic: mr. longsausage
chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/14/08 10:49 PM


Wonderbread Joined Wed 12/13/06 Posts: 5587	Thu 02/14/08 10:50 PM
most missed Mr. Long Sausage last night Wonder.... Yeah, but i got the ones who didn't. Its great.

strip_queen Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 115	Thu 02/14/08 10:52 PM
Ok Queen! How do I apply! Do I have to show my lanyard or just dancing shoes? I can Dance...! You have to have at least 7 inches in the pants, and you have to be able to do better than my iVibe Rabbit.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/14/08 10:53 PM


chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/14/08 10:54 PM
Ok Queen! How do I apply! Do I have to show my lanyard or just dancing shoes? I can Dance...! You have to have at least 7 inches in the pants, and you have to be able to do better than my iVibe Rabbit. that leave me out ! lol

Shakin389 Joined Tue 02/12/08 Posts: 362	Thu 02/14/08 10:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Made ya look! actually no, i thought i was being paged

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/14/08 10:55 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Made ya look! actually no, i thought i was being paged

catchme_ifucan Joined Fri 11/03/06 Posts: 24221	Thu 02/14/08 10:56 PM
I think Standard white boy issue is fine! Do you get the peter meter out for that 7 in.???

2BLUEYES Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 60	Thu 02/14/08 10:56 PM Edited by 2BLUEYES on Thu 02/14/08 11:00 PM


2BLUEYES Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 60	Thu 02/14/08 10:58 PM
Thu 02/14/08 10:56 PM If I have 12 inches...does that mean I have to cut off 5 inches! LOL WOMEN! Just keep the extra in the freezer! I will put one foot in water and hook the other foot to the electricity.....ZZZZZZZ That should give you a JOLTING EXPERINCE! Or is that called "GOOD VIBRATIONS"

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/14/08 11:00 PM
I think Standard white boy issue is fine! Do you get the peter meter out for that 7 in.???

strip_queen Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 115	Thu 02/14/08 11:02 PM
Honey, my iVibe can double penetrate. You can't do that unless you have two.

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Thu 02/14/08 11:03 PM Edited by Moondark on Thu 02/14/08 11:07 PM
ROFL. I so totally knew it would work! <bows> Actually, I looked at who was posting it first. Saw it was you, wonderbread, and wondered what you wrote. So of course I had to check it out. iVibe, hmm, gonna have to look that one up. May have to add to the toybox.

2BLUEYES Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 60	Thu 02/14/08 11:09 PM
How do I quote you Queen! My name is not WONDERBREAD....ITs LONGMAN!..... They say! DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE! Just call me "DOUBLEMINT"

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/14/08 11:11 PM
I think Standard white boy issue is fine! Do you get the peter meter out for that 7 in.??? ya , im only 6 and 3/4 " lol !

strip_queen Joined Thu 02/14/08 Posts: 115	Thu 02/14/08 11:11 PM
Too bad you lose your flavor after a few minutes, hun.

madamx7316 Joined Tue 10/16/07 Posts: 15886	Thu 02/14/08 11:12 PM
I think Standard white boy issue is fine! Do you get the peter meter out for that 7 in.??? ya , im only 6 and 3/4 " lol ! dammit chevy mines bigger than that lmao

2BLUEYES Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 60	Thu 02/14/08 11:14 PM
MOONDARK... That IVIBE...is kinda like the XBOX... You put the game inside and Say...."GENTLEMAN! START YOUR ENGINES". The first driver to the top...with out crashing or the batteries going dead! Is the Winner! LOL Or is that the PINK BUNNY! STILL GOING! That I am thinking of?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Thu 02/14/08 11:15 PM
I think Standard white boy issue is fine! Do you get the peter meter out for that 7 in.??? ya , im only 6 and 3/4 " lol ! dammit chevy mines bigger than that lmao

Moondark Joined Tue 11/27/07 Posts: 5866	Thu 02/14/08 11:16 PM
Don't get me started on that pink bunny ....... It Lies