Two English businessmen in London - were sitting down for a break

In their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."



No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a broad Scottish accent asked "What are ya sellin here?



One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arse-holes."



Without skipping a beat, the Scotsman said, "You are doing well ...

Only two left!"

that's great, thanks I needed a laugh this morning

My pleasure .... NOTHING beats a good laugh ...

Very funny, thanks so much.

lol

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You're welcome .. I figure if we cannot laugh at ourselves ??...