No moving parts, no batteries.

No monthly payments and no fees:

Inflation-proof, non taxable,

In fact, it's quite relaxable.


It can't be stolen, won't pollute,

One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses very little energy,

but yields results, enormously.

Relieves your tension and stress,

Invigorates your happiness.

Combats depression, makes you beam,

and elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation...it corrects,

without unpleasant side effects.

It is, I think, the perfect drug;

May I prescribe, my friend....a HUG!

(And, of course, fully returnable!)

(Anonymous)

(((Hug)))