A barber in a small community was well known and liked, despite his "know-it-all" attitude and tendency to put folks down. One day, one of his customers mentioned that he was visiting Rome on vacation this year and was hoping to meet the Pope!
"You?", said the barber, "The Pope sees kings and presidents. What would he want with a small-timer like you? You have nothing the Pope wants to hear!"
A month later, the man returned for another haircut. The barber asked, "How was Rome?"
"Great!....I saw the Pope!"
"From St. Peters' Square, I'm sure....along with the rest of the crowd."
"Yes, until 2 guards came up to me and said that the Pope wanted to see me. I went with them into the Vatican and his private apartment!"
"Yeah, right, what would he possibly want to know from you?"
"He asked, "Who gave you that LOUSY haircut?"

lol