I know it's a made up Holiday
but I don't care one bit
I want to celebrate love
you don't have to commit

if we have made love and kissed
a bunch of flowers would not be a miss
neither would candy and a sweet card
and jewelry would be a definate start

you do want to be passionate
to minimize rejection
on a day such as this...
presents are protection

just think how I would feel
I'm conditioned to expect
and if you really love me
your supposed to protect

it's not a million dollars
it's affirmation of your love
and you know us women like that
so don't forget the above

I may forgive you if you do
but its a Holiday for lovers
and I'll be thinking of that too
when we get underneith the covers

guess I should cease and desist
nobody thought it was funny