Two guys were walking along a deserted beach and bored to tears. The
first guy says: "Hey, I have an idea. Let's split up. You walk as far as
you can that way down the beach, and I'll walk as far as I can the other
way down the beach. We'll meet here tomorrow and tell each other what we
did. The other gentleman agreed and each man began walking in opposite
directions down the beach. The next day, they meet and the first guy
says: "So...Tell me about your day!" The second guy smiled and said:
"Oh, I had a great one! I found a small little oasis with a pond and
some cool grass and spent the day swimming and eating coconuts from a
tree! What happened to you? His friend laughed and said: "You're never
going to believe it!! I walked about five miles up the coast and came to
these train tracks. I walked down the tracks about a mile and found this
girl with the most incredible body I've ever seen tied to the rails! I
untied her and carried her to some grass nearby and we spent all day and
night having the most incredible sex I've ever had! This girl was
amazing! We did everything together!" The other guy looked at his friend
in amazement and asked him..."Everything?" "Everything!" he replied.
"Did she suck your dick?" "Well...no...She didn't do that..." the man
said with a sigh..."I couldn't find her head!"

LMAO I love the morbid twist

LMFAO!!! IT'S SICK!! I LOVE IT!!! THANKS!!!