The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday
afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded
to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude.
It seems she was sitting down while he helped her try on various shoes,
and happened to glance up and notice that she was not wearing any
knickers under her dress. Without even thinking, he just blurted out,
"If that thing was full of ice cream, I'd eat every bite."
Well, she was understandably insulted, and now wanted to know what her
husband was going to do about it.
The husband just sat there, watching football on TV, and grunted. The
wife became hysterical, and insisted on knowing why he didn't go down to
the shop and punch the rude salesman right in the nose.
"Well", the husband replied, "There are three reasons why I won't punch
that guy in the nose. First of all, you shouldn't have even been
shopping for shoes, since you have a whole wardrobe full of them.
Secondly, you have no business going shopping with no knickers on. But
most of all, I'm not going to punch anyone who's big enough to eat that
much ice cream!"

That was tooo goood lol!

okay.....haha.......!