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One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida.
He saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "100 Bucks" The man said "100 Bucks, That's a lot of got damn money" So the hooker pulled him to the side and said "See that Mercedes, I paid for that by giving hand jobs." So he gave the hooker the money and received the best hand he had ever had. The next day he sees the hooker again and asks "How much for a head job?" The hooker said "200 dollars" "200 dollars that's a lot of money" The hooker pulled him to the side and said "You see that yahat by the pier, I paid for that yahat by giving head jobs." So he gives the hooker the money, and gets the best head job of his life On his last day in Florida he returns to the hooker and says "The hand job was good, the head job was great how much for the whole package." "1000 dollars' "1000 dollars that's a lot of goddamn money" So the hooker pulled him to side and said "You see that island, I could afford that if I had a p*ssy."  
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where do you find these tff
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