Why are all dumb blond jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.

What is the difference between Government Bonds and men?
Government Bonds mature.

What's a mans' idea of helping with the housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacumn.

Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.

Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than women?
When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.

What did God say after He created man?
"I can do better than this."

How do men define a "50-50" relationship?
We cook/they eat; we clean/they dirty; we iron/they wrinkle.

whats the best way force a man to do situps?
Put the remote control between his toes.

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.

What does a man consider to be a 7-course meal?
A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

How are men like noodles?
They are always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

Why is it good tthat there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions.

Crule, but funny,.... HaHa....