Cowboy riding down the trail encounters Indian laying on trail with hard on. Says "what are you doing?" Indian says" Me tellum time."

Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says "you telling time?" "yup" "how can you tell time like that?" Indian says "workum like sundial, readum shadow".

Cowboy, incredulous, rides on. Encounters Indian in trail masturbating. Cowboy says "let me guess, you're telling time too." Indian says " Nope.

But me windum clock!"

wakkee your a nice personality i like you

i like funny women thats wat i mean

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