This doctor is considering specializing in sex disorders. He calls a
local clinic and asks if he can get a tour of their facility. The Clinic
Administrator tells the doctor that would be fine and to come right on
over. As they're walking through the hospital, the doctor sees this guy
jerking off in the middle of the hallway. He asks the Administrator
what's going on. The Administrator explains that the guy suffers from
Hyper Spermatogenisis, that is, unless he gets off several times a day,
his balls will explode! A few minutes later they turn the corner and see
a guy standing in the hallway getting a blow job from this beautiful
nurse. The doctor inquires as to this guy's condition. The Administrator
explains to the doctor that this man has the same problem as the other
guy, but he has a much better health plan!

LOL

Money talks.

Bullsh!t walks!

Well I was going to say money talks and being broke S**KS, but according to the joke, that's not how it works.

I was just quoting my brother, that is what he would always say when I asked him to do something for me.